L’shana tova, sheyna punims! As you dip your apples in honey for a sweet new year, we’ll tell you about a man who orgams 100 times a day, big news for True Detective season 2, Professor Kanye, cats going on walks with leggy blondes, a new social media network exclusively for the rich, and we tell tri-boob to chill.
As always, there’s a Question of the Week, Song of the Week, and new-game Guess Who!
Music used includes Kendrick Lamar. Buy everything of his ever or go see him on tour.
True Detective news
100 Orgasms a Day Keeps the Doctors Really Close
Taylor Swift takes Olivia Benson on all the walks
Social media network for the rich
Holy shit tri-boobs
This list would be fun to talk about: Worst Places to Bring Your Boyfriend Ranked
Ariana Grande hopes her fans die
Man waits in line for iPhone to win back wife
Clay Aiken is kinda a douche
Weekend Update change-up
Bey-bey number two on the way?
Facebook threatening to shut down profiles of drag queens unless they use legal names
Nicki Minaj not allowed to speak at her alma mater
2015 Met Gala to be an Asian-themed shitshow
SONG OF THE WEEK